The unmentionable throne

Monday, October 31, 2005

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Ok, just so's everyone knows, I'm not obsessed with that part of the anatomy or its functions. It's just that it's an essential part of living that if anything goes wrong...well you just pray it never does. But anyways, came across this really interesting article about the new developments in the toilet. I've never tried a bidet, so I don't know how efficient or effective they are. Or how to sit on them, cause I've seen them in movies, but of course no one uses them in the movie. I wonder if there are instructions on them. ....anyways, I wish more toilets were designed to be more sleek on the outside anyways. It's a pain in the arse to have to get all the nooks on the s-curve for the plumbing (well my toilet's like that anyways where you can see the shape of it), and yes, I do use a lotta Lysol. So speaking of its partner, the toilet paper, it's a bit annoying that Charmin only has 187 sheets in one of its standard rolls. Most other companies have 198 sheets. Why 198 or 187, hmm, I don't know. I should find out the standard length to see if it's just the sheet size difference. Kleenex has much wider rolls, and Charmin does have narrower rolls. Course I'd rather pay extra for the Charmin.

Holy smokes, it's Golddust! Haven't seen him in ages. He was a breakthru character. Actually not a bad representative for gay men b/c he was pretty tough, even if he did make a lot of suggestive moves. ...Hey it's Funaki! That's cool...Wait, that's not fair, Funaki's a good wrestler! Why do they always undersell him? Geez, he's improved his English, definitely worked the circuit and paid his dues, did all the stereotypical racist stuff they write him. Grrrrrr! At leat he was crusierweight for a time.

Uhn, the Tylenol's starting to kick in. Took a T3 b/c of cramps. I guess they're still good. I had them leftover from when I had carpal tunnel surgery. Which was about over 2 years ago. Kinda sleepy now. But Raw's still on. And gotta create a junk email acct. Uhnnn.... Ohhh...guhhhh...zzzzzz.


4687 Reason why I wouldn't move in with J...

Sunday, October 30, 2005

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So saw some apartments. Found 2 checklists for things to check, except, I'm not comfortable opening drawers and measuring and whatnot when there's someone watching me. It just feels wierd. So I was guesstimating the length of things, and whether my furniture would be able to fit. Those darn IVAR shelves. I love 'em, but they're really long and I have a lot of shelves so it's not like I could just collapse them into 1.

Anyways, J was driving me to the apartments (which makes it somewhat difficult to estimate how long it would take to walk to and from work, but I'm also not keen on showing up at the viewing all sweaty from hoofing it) (Yes, I sweat, er perspire much). Anyways, some disturbing comments he made after the 1 apt that was about 5-10 min from work and less than 5 yrs old: that he couldn't drive me to work anymore, and that he was glad that I wasn't looking at shitty apts (which is what a former mutual friend of ours had stayed in) or he'd have to lock me up and never let me out.
WTF?!? Then after I inquired on how close that apt was to the grocery store (my directional sense is pretty poor), he said it was a bit far to carry groceries but he'd come shopping with me anyday. Considering he has to drive about 10 min to get to the apt from his house, and then another 5 min to go shopping for 30 min, does that make sense to anyone? Considering I've walked for about 45 min carrying bags from the shopping mall (cause I'm too cheap to use a bus ticket), unless it's -30 C, there's no point. Other than his stalker mentality. Then after I looked at another apt (which was blah in comparison) all he could say was "well at least I could still drive you to work" since it'd be 45 min walk to work. To say that it'd be completely out of his way, would be an understatement. And all he can think about is if I'm moving downtown, then how's he going to see me? So even though it'd be just as easy to walk to Warp, I basically had to guarantee that we'd go together. Egh, no wonder why I had to get Lin to pretend I wasn't there when I go in w/ H. And then when I told him I was getting an appointment for a contact fitting, he gets all upset and wants to know why I want contacts. How about it's none of your business?

Anyways, the doctor (argh, is it opthamologist, optometrist or obstetrician... ugh I meant optician) had a bit of difficult getting it in. She said it was b/c I have small eyes, which is probably true b/c my eyes are so near-sighted. And I have astigmatism too. But it's so hard to keep your eyes open. And there's also the puff-test for test eyeball pressure. I find that after the exams, I actually can't see very well b/c my eyes are so strained.

Anyways, giving my hand a rest after psuedo-calligraphing my oldest bro's b-day card. I wasn't very imaginative in getting present, it's just a gift card. But I was hand copying the font onto the card. I don't really have good experience w/ using nibs so it's just 2 black ink pens. The thick one gives me the body, and the thinner one smooths everything out and lets me give body. I must say, I feel ripped off my the Uniball Elite Vision pen. It soaks into the paper too much, and sometimes skips. The Pokemon pens I picked up are super better. Writes smooth and thin, and has Charizard or Pikachu on it.

Finally finished Arc the Lad, Twilight of the Spirits. The clock topped out at 99:59, but I think I put another 10-15 hrs after. Especially w/ the big boss battle. That lasted at least an hour. It was pretty good, although I have no clear(rereading it...clue) what happened in the prev Arc the Lad, so some of the references don't mean anything. The VA was generally blah. But the chars are quite good, and made me think of writing fanfics. Unfortunately nothing yaoi unlike Growlanser 2. I'm going to bed, too many wierd words that don't make sense but sound similar. Homonyms right? Yeah. Heh, Homo is in there. I think that's the only way I remember it too.

Quiz: What type of faerie are you?

Thursday, October 27, 2005

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Space Faerie
You are a Space Faerie! You are always found
roaming around the galaxies. You are very laid
back and live in outer space.
Power: You can tell the future


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Space...the final frontier... These are the voyages...of the Starship RavenCat... on it's twenty-and counting year mission...to EXPLORE strange new worlds... to SEEK OUT new life, and NEW civilizations...to BOLDLY GO where.. NO... DUEL MONSTER... has gone before!

Yeah, I'm a Trekkie. TOS is my favourite, w/ a sizeable amt of good stories from TNG and DS9. Voyager has a few good ones, and saw less than an hour of Enterprise. Oh, there's a special on Discovery Channel "How William Shatner changed the World." Ego much? It's on Nov 13 and 16, so I can't wait to see it. I've read a lot of his books, yeah he had assistance, and they're not bad. But when he writes the Kirk ones, his ego is almost insufferable. Almost. I still love Capt Kirk too much. I'd also bed Picard. I'd bed Jadzia Dax and Tuvok too. Although it'd be Tuvok from the fanfics b/c the writers have f*cked the characters over too much.

You just keep your pants on....

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

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So I told J that I was going to be moving in w/ D, the husb of one of my best buds, and he nearly had a shitfit. Although I thought I mentioned it before, but oh well. So considering he's driving, he's staring at me in shock (although not in awe, guess I need the soldiers for that), and he says in this whiney tone, "why didn't you ask me?" Well I dunno, b/c I don't need you clinging onto me anymore than you already do, or jumping into my bed at night, or scrutinizing who I call/hang out with/where I go, or rummaging thru my things for whatever perverted reason. But I just told him that he was already living with his parents, and he whines again "well I would've moved out." So I just said that D was already looking at moving out so it was most convenient. So he's like "Well, does H(my bud) know?" So I tell him that she suggested it, which she did. When I was telling D about that conversation, D said H knew that I'd be the last person who'd sleep w/ him and if he tried anything I'd beat him up and then tell H who'd kill him. I told him that the only person that'd be more unlikely to sleep w/ him is our mutual friend T, who's a guy and totally not interested in guys. Now that I recall the conversation, he seemed a bit hurt at that... erm... although I didn't mean for it to be an ego crush. It's more of a statement of fact. I'm probably the squeakiest clean person they know, no vices(except for manga/anime/kawaii character products), no need to claim that I didn't inhale or it wasn't mine.. On that scale, I'd probably be the ideal nun. Now on the morale compass, except for those naughty fantasies involving bishonen (and chains, ropes, feathers, roses, and blindfolds), views on abortion/guns/violence in media/-sexuality/women's rights etc, it's generally conservative. So I guess he might've thought I meant that he wasn't attractive enough to hit on, when I really meant that I just wouldn't do it on morale reasons. So I guess I shoulda compared the chances to Mother Theresa instead. Oh well.

Anyways, later on b/c I was starving and stopped off at the local eatery, and J had finished work, I called J to meet me there. When I told him I was eating, the first thing he asked was .... don't get ahead of me here...."With who?" (Yeah, like that wasn't predictable) When I told him "Me" he goes "Oh, that's no fun." Hmmm, so many ways to interpret that... 1)I'm not a fun enough person that I can't amuse myself 2) eating is a communal activity so I'm a deviant to eat by myself 3)I should have other people that I can eat with, ergo I should and could eat w/ anyone 4)When I go out to eat, I should eat with him. So which should I choose?...hmmm... just wait for it... wait for it....1 or 2 or 3. Yeah, J comes from the Ukrainian-English background, so I don't think he understands that eating alone allows you to just focus on the food and savour it. And basically empty your mind of everything else. Eating as meditation. Now that's a meditation that I could do. Anyways, I'd also prefer not to eat across from someone who smacks his lips constantly, it's just so... offensive to all senses. Now I don't profess to having perfect table manners (darn elbows) but geez.

So as we were talking, he apologized for overreacting to find out that I was going to have a roommate but I still had to justify my decision. And I do mean justify. like why I didn't want my own apt, what I was going to do when H came back. But at least he said that he was going to support me w/ whatever decision I make. Hopefully that extends to when I go out w/ someone else.

Hmm, feeling a bit better now that I've got that out. Better find a checklist for questions to ask when apt shopping.

And big jackpot for the lottery, I bought a few, which I don't normally. If I get any sizeable money, I'm thinking a turtle farm would be neat. My allergies were acting ok at the reptile show, so it'll be ok. Unfortunately w/ turtles, they can't feel you petting their shell. Or get that hypoallergenic cat.

Not many people would admit to it...

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About a week ago, my middle brother just came up to me and demanded that I start paying him rent starting next month and that I was supposed to show him how I determine how much rent would be. Considering I already pay a third of all utilities = $100, and give my Dad $200 for rent as carried over from when we were living in the townhouse, I'm not going to pay that sh!thead another $250-325 considering mental harrassment should make him start paying me. So tonight, as I was finishing moving the laundry into the dryer, he just goes to me "So did you find out how much rent is?" I really shoulda said $1, but anyways I did the" pffft, I'm moving out". And he's like "that's good. When?" So I go end of Nov, b/c that's when David'll be leaving his current apt, and he just goes "Good" and walks off. Well, nice to know that he freely admits that he's a prick. And a total prick at that. How he has friends, I don't know. I bet if any of his buddies got into a bad spot, he'd abandon them in a flash and latch onto anyone else who has the status he wants.

And it's nice to know that the client likes to punish the reps who do a good job. Got a complaint from the executive office concerning a credit that was thousands of dollars. Now they were targetting me b/c I left the most detailed notes, that clearly demonstrated I knew my job, however b/c I didn't add a feature that should've been added 5 reps ago and wasn't even w/in the purview of my department, but I notated that it could've been added by those other reps, I get targetted. Well, I know that next time I'll leave no notes that I help the customer w/ anything, just that I talked to them, Just like all the other reps on that acct.

Yes, this is a rant post. On a more positive note, my betta fish finally has a name. it was a choice btwn Carvanha and Feebas. Yes, Pokemon names. It's better than calling it Fish. Although my friend is calling her new guinea pig Mouse. Anyways, I let the fish decide, and he wiggled more for Feebas than Carvanha, so Feebas it was. Unfortunately when I came home tonight, I found this strange film on the surface of the water. It looked like some sort of skin, and actually formed a whitish matter when I skimmed some w/ the popsicle stick. So there was a water change. Not a clue what it was.

Trying to d/l Kaiken Phrase, Tactics, Chrono Crusade, Star Ocean. Well not all at once since I don't have that much room left on my HD. Also trying to d/l Ai no Kusabi desperately. I've seen pt 1 of AnK, and it's a good thing the naughty parts weren't any longer or my eyes woulda dried out since I didn't blink until it was over. The d/l of pt 2 I have only goes up to where Guy kidnaps Riki. But the bed scene btwn Riki and Iason, *drool pant pant sigh*. It's nice to see more yaoi and shonen-ai coming over, for those of us w/ that persuasion. Or should I say obsession. I'm so desperate that it doesn't matter that much how nonsensical the story is, as long as it's bishonen w/ wet kisses.

Anyways, Robert's last day was today. The OM are giving all the SLRs that have found other employment a leave of absense, just in case they change their minds. Hmmmph, if the work environment was better, maybe they wouldn't be leaving, anyone thought of that? And a TL that we haven't seen for probably over a month still hasn't come back. There are so many supervisors leaving, soon the OMs will have to replace them b/c there won't be any SLRs left either. Anyways, it won't be the same w/o that Aussie humour, and seeing Monty Python scenes performed in the aisle. Hurm but he's still chasing after me. Maybe I'm just wierd, but I don't think it's fair to date a guy when you have no intention of a serious relationship w/ them. Flirting and naughty innuendo's fun, which I did to a rep when he came up just for his stats. And it's not like I don't think we have a future as -friends- and I wouldn't mind meeting his daughter who sounds like a otaku-in-training, but that's all I see and want.

I'll have the gruel instead....

Friday, October 21, 2005

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Just came back from a dinner w/ the family. Well, I should say the extended family since it included the sister-in-law's family. It was to celebrate Justin's (my new nephew) 1st birthday. Well to be exact, it's really his first month out in the world, but according to Chinese tradition (and maybe Vietnamese) the baby's already started aging while in the womb, so they celebrate it as a year old. Don't ask. Maybe they invented it for the military draft.

But anyways, we had batter-fried shrimp w/ mayonnaise sauce, Peking Duck, minced duck wrapped in lettuce leaves, crab, lobster chow mein, fish maw soup, whole fish, fried rice, some kind of green vegetable that has a hollow stem, conch and vegetables, noodles and red bean dessert. At least I think that's all we had. But seriously, if it weren't for the fact that I got to sit next to the kids and chat w/ them, I woulda just left and took the bus home. Yes, I'd rather have a bowl of cereal at home than have to sit there like a lump. First he keeps bugging me to change my brother's cell number in his phone book. And he has a f*cking Motorola, the worst piece of shit ever created. Nothing ever makes sense on any of their crappy phones. So I'm trying to get it in there, and he's keeps bugging me, and so I'm trying to figure out how the f*cking commands are supposed to work on it, and then he bitches at me for not answering him. I was so f*cking tempted to pitch the f*cking phone at him. Then every f*cking time, my dad would elbow me for some shit or another and tell me how to eat my food or that I should thank someone for serving me something when I didn't know they gave me anything b/c I was looking after the kids. Christ, after he finally got the idea that I need to know when we leave for the restaurant (since he was driving) and not when we had to be there, he told me when I had to start washing my face and get changed so that we'd leave in time. Like I haven't been able to get ready for work or school every freaking day for the last 15 years. It's this incessant retarded nagging that pisses the shit outta me. And of course he doesn't realize that he's being an a$$hole b/c he's senile or just stupid. Maybe should get him a dog, so he can finally get that dog that he keeps saying is better having around than me.

So seriously, it was the kids that made this evening bearable. Hmm, another reason to move out so I don't have to deal w/ his shit. I was passed out in my game room, under my crocheted blanket (still not finished but it's gotten so big that I can use it already) and my wool blanket cause I was freaking cold, and then he knocks on the door and walks in and makes some shit comment about me sleeping. Then at the restaurant he bitches about me not answering him when he first knocked. It's like "Helloooo, retard, can you not understand the concept that normal people must first wake up before they can answer a question, or even articulate any response? I've never been in the military so I'm not trained to jump to attention the minute the sarge enters the room." And upon finding out that he used to be a cook, Krystal's sister made the comment that he must cook a lot of nice stuff at home. I was so ready to say "Yeah, so much that I'd prefer to make my own meals after a starving10-hr shift than eat his slop," but my brother said it much more politely that he's used to making institutional food. I guess that's one thing I haven't learned well yet, and I guess is a sign of maturity, which is tact. Or in other words, gained enough experience lying that I can do it anytime and in any situation.

Well, I'm planning on going to snooze for a bit after .hack//SIGN on YTV and then waking up at 6 to watch Pokemon Chronicles, and then go back to bed again. Crap, I have to walk to the train station too. Better look at the bus schedules.


Quiz: What religion do you fit in with?

Thursday, October 20, 2005

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You fit in with:
Agnosticism



Your ideals mostly resemble those of an Agnostic. You are fairly ambivalent towards any religion or spiritual connection. You lead a very busy life and find that religion and spirituality are unnecessary to your life.


0% scientific.
0% reason-oriented.















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Cool, I'm completely balanced and non-committal. While I think there is generally a right and wrong, I also think it's based on the situation. After all murder is generally bad, but if it's to stop a terrorist hijacking the plane that's going to crash into the WTC, then it'd be justified. But you should still feel a bit of remorse for doing it.

Quiz: What's your true anime hair colour?

Sunday, October 16, 2005

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HASH(0x8c23b10)
Your anime hair colour is... WHITE!!! You are smart
and serious. Don't worry, you can be sweet and
funny too. You are seen as powerful and
appealing by all your friends, which is why
they often ask YOU for advice!


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Ah, Sesshoumaru-sama, so beautiful and elegant. And then there's his brother Inu Yasha who also has white hair but is brash, rude, short-tempered.... Muraki vs. Zephel, K' vs. Yashiro, Il Palazzo vs Dark Schneider... the list goes on and on.

First an animal and now a tree...

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Found this thing from a friend's site: According to my b-day, I'm an ...*drumroll*

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

That's pretty much me, although I'm always undecided on whether I'm a leader or a follower. I'll lead if no one else will or if I think the leader is an idiot. Well more like make a lot of suggestions. Pleasant shape...*looks down* well I guess I'm okay. Tasteful clothe: I know what's decent and what looks like crap in fashion shows. Don't need jewelry. True on the next though my memory's not so good (heh), genki ne? (when I'm not tired or apathetic), answered next one, true on next, I think I answered the next one already, still looking for my path so that's true too, always willing to buy dinner and stuff for my friends, I think the fact I willingly hang around Robert and Jamie answers that one, and toilet paper or life.

Sooo, saw Corpse Bride tonight. It was goooooood. There were bits that they could've fleshed out (heh) but it still dealt w/ things like true love is doing what's best for the other person, and how your feelings can be switched to other person just b/c you think you've been rejected. Tim Burton and Danny Elfman sure love those musical numbers. I was quite irritated when they showed them playing the piano, that the keys they were hitting didn't correspond to the notes at all. I don't have a piano, and I've never had any classes, but c'mon! If you're going to spend days animating a scene, the least you could do was make sure it was accurate. Helen Bonham Carter has a good singing voice although I thought her voice work was a bit average. Emily Watson was great along w/ Johnny Depp. Pretty good strides for a guy that came from 21 Jump Street. Anyways, Joanne Lumley was also in it as Mrs. Everglot, and when I basically said "Oh, Joanne Lumley", of course (like we couldn't see this coming) had to act like as if he recognized her. I really should've then asked him, "Who's that person?" just to see what crap he can stammer out. He always pretends to know about stuff and it's really irritating. I hate people who try to put themselves across as being smart.

Anyways, saw a full ep of Hell's Kitchen w/ Gordon Ramsey. I think it might've been the 2nd or 3rd one. And lord, I wish I could say to the callers some of the stuff he said to the customers. I'm sure the premise of the restaurant and the show is clearly posted on the outside of the restaurant (since they must advise people that they're going to be filmed), and you're going to complain about the trainees' slow service? And what is the point of getting in the maitre'd's face and telling him you have a PhD in Music? Ridiculous.

Anyways, I'm trying to write cheques to all the charities that I'm supporting this year. I always check for their Charitable Registration Number on the Revenue Canada site. There was one charity, I think it had something to do w/ wheelchair basketball, and the registration number couldn't be found. And when I looked on their website, they didn't have any listed, so I didn't send anything. Gotta be careful these days! Anyways, I don't know what it is, but they seem to send very similar gifts, like labels or cards. I have 4 boxes of cards stacked up from 4 diff charities. And labels! With the slow death of snailmail, it's kinda hard to find things to put labels on. *sigh* I think last year I sent over $300 to charities (I guess I could find the exact figure in my tax return). I don't mind, but I'd wish they send different stuff.

Quiz: What Cute Animal You Are?

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You Are A: Turtle!

turtleThese reptiles, famous for their hard outer shells, spent their days roaming for food and relaxing in the water. As a turtle you are not very speedy, nor are you soft and cuddly. You tend to hide in your shell and you aren't much of a sprinter, but you are quite tough. You also happen to be as cute as you are fascinating.

You were almost a: Bear Cub or a Pony
You are least like a: Groundhog or a SquirrelCute Animal Quiz!


Hmm, and I was just looking for turtles at the Reptile show. They only had 1 there, and it was $400 but it was a big un. I'm didn't ask if they had more turtles earlier or that nobody brought any. There were a lot of snakes and lizards. The baby snakes were sooooo cute. The geckos are adorable w/ their sticky toes. Petted quite a few. Did a lot of hiding behind my hand when I passed by the booth w/ spiders and other insects. They had a gecko that was regrowing its tail, and the half grown tail was sooo soft. But anyways, hmmm, turtle, seems like me.

Quiz: What Mixed Drink Are You?

Friday, October 14, 2005

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You Are a Mai Tai



You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.

And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.



Hmm, never had a Mai Tai before. I like the vodka based things b/c you can't really taste the alcohol. But once I find something I like, I'll keep ordering it. Heh, I'm still waiting on Lee's promise to get me completely blitzed. Course it won't cost him much.

Quiz: Kissing Purity Test

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Your Kissing Purity Score: 71% Pure



For you, kissing isn't a casual thing



Lip to lip action makes your heart sing


Well, ummm, yeah. Only special people/things get kisses from me.

4 day weekend

Thursday, October 13, 2005

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Yesterday was a bad time to ask me how I was b/c I was telling everyone I had a 4-day weekend, and none of it was spent going to the dentist. Not that I mind the dentist, much, but I actually, truly have 4 free days. Which meant I kept thinking yesterday was Thursday and wondering why Smackdown wasn't on. And which meant I missed Good Eats. It's still fun to watch even if it's been reruns lately.

Started watching Peacemaker Kurogane, which I borrowed from T. Unfortunately b/c I don't know much about the Shinsengumi, except what I'm learning from reading Kaze Hikaru in Shojo Beat and what's mentioned in Rurouni Kenshin, it's a little hard to follow the political foreshadowing. Although not as hard as Samurai Deeper Kyo. You need to know Japanese history to follow that one well. Anyways, being a seiyuu geek, I had to look to see who the seiyuus were (cause I can't read kanji or katakana) and it turns out Tatsunosuke has the same seiyuu as Takeshi/Brock from Pokemon. Which was kinda a surprise b/c when I heard Takeshi (finally found some Japanese Pokemon eps), he really does sound like a 12 year old, whereas in the dubbed version he sounds like 16-18 yrs old. But Yuji Ueda did a great job, and I feel so sorry for him. Love his apologies. Speaking of anime borrowed from T, also got part of Kyo Kara Maoh and my fav char in that is Gwendal b/c he knits and likes cute things. Don't get to see much knitting any TV shows, so it's cool to have a major character who does it.

Okay, that was wierd w/ the BoogeyMan on Smackdown. He's got caps on his teeth so it looks like he's missing his incisors. Although that wasn't quite the thought I had when I was looking at his teeth. More something like what the wind does and what work is otherwise known as. :P

Kleenex toilet paper isn't very good. For one thing, in the 24 roll pk that I bought, the toilet paper was also wrapped inside in 4 pks. That's a waste. And although the paper is fairly soft, it's easily shredded which is icky when you're doing the #2. And you have to use lots more tissue for #1 or it soaks thru. Purex is much better for value. But best so far is Charmin b/c it's soft, strong and absorbs well w/o soaking thru. I use Charmin for blowing my nose cause it's much softer than facial tissue (even Puffs), more cost effective (tissue is about $0.006/sheet vs. $0.001/sheet and since I use 3 sheets for 1 blow, it's at half the price of facial tissue), and easier to tear into little plugs for those annoying drips that never stop. Although I understand there's a Cashmere and that's a 3-ply toilet paper. I wonder what it's like? Yah, there was an article in the paper a couple weeks ago about how Canadians are more interested in luxurious toilet paper than other countries. But it's very important! It's what I'd take to the desert island. That's probably more of an analysis of toilet paper than anyone really wants to know. Heh.

My stupid dad is bitching at me for getting up at 3:00p on my days off and says I'm lazy. Just b/c he doesn't go to bed at 7:00a, and I actually got up at 2:00p and made a real lunch (he just made some noodles and threw in some meatballs, so I added spinach, mushrooms, garlic and onion powder and paprika to the soup). And the only person who's lazy is him b/c all he does all day is watch tv, read some newspaper and spends maybe 1/2 hr to make food for lunch and supper. Breakfast usually consists of something bought like poundcake, strudel or nikuman or sunny side up eggs. (that's separately) Usually I eat dinner leftovers for breakfast, or I have to try and whip something up to get a real breakfast. Yes, I hunt for my meals in the fridge, and that's why I spent $40 on groceries for myself. Considering I sliced up a 2kg of ham so I'd have some meat that I could quickly defrost, or I'll just make my own dinner when I get home after work b/c whatever left on the table is bleh... Yeah I think deserve to sit in front of my TV and watch dvds or play games.

Why was Cowboy Bob Orton holding Eddie's leg up while Randy was beating on him? It just looked stupid. Oooooo, Eddie and Batista vs. the Ortons. Boy, I hope Cowboy gets his cast back b/c he's going to need it. Kinda strange that so many alumni have come back. Wonder what's going on behind the scenes? Is it b/c Hogan came back? There's a geezer that should just stick to his reality show. Meh, never liked Hogan. Shawn can still perform at least, and actually pull off all the same crazy stunts he used to do.

That was waaay tooo close

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

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So just finished typing the prev post and go to publish. And it's spinning and spinning and it's still 0%, and I'm thinking, "great, the one time I forget to copy and paste the post to notepad for these situations, it's fuks up." But it seemed to have made it all intact, so I'm happy, so that was waay too much to retype. But it still irritates me that it happens. But technology's not perfect, and I should know.

Joe Fish...nearly DOA

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I must say, for a fish that I still have not named, I've grown a bit attached to it. Was changing his water, a day late b/c I was really tired and stressed out yesterday that I fell asleep in front of the TV (which is unusual b/c I usually reserve that for when the next day is a day off), so I went to bed late and ergo didn't have the time to do his weekly H2O change)

Err, wait, Geki! Teikoku Kageki-dan is playing on Anime Hardcore Radio. *off to sing* Okay, back although Panikku is now playing. *flip back to Anime Lyrics to sing some verses* So anyways....

For the fish's water change, I place the catcher (ummm, well it's not really a bowl or a jar, it's actually a 500 mL margarine container) in the sink (learned to this after I spilled water all over the counter b/c the fish just wouldn't flow into the container so I just kept pouring and pouring...) and then tip the jar a bit so the water nearly reached the edge of the jar and wait. And wait. And wait. Until Mr. Fish swim near the top of the jar and then it's pour Pour POUR!!! Usually he'll eventually follow the flow of water and "plunk" into the container and I can pour the rest of the dirty water and fish poo into the toilet. But this time for some reason, I think he actually jumped out of the stream of water and plunked out into the sink. And I'm like freaking out and going "Oh shit! Oh shit! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I try to pick him up but he's just flopping like crazy, and I don't wanna squish his body b/c he's squirming so much that I can't get a good grip unless I press harder. So after a few panicked seconds I grab him by the fin and plop him into the catcher container. So right now, I'm just waiting for the bleach to do it's stuff w/ the jar, and then it's rinse rinse rinse, dump in treated water, dump in draecena, dump in fish, add more treated water so that it's fills the rest, and back on the shelf.

So Mr. Fish built a bubble nest. Which I guess means it's happy w/ its food and environment enough to consider raising baby fish. If he had a Mrs. Fish. Course the bubble nest is down the toilet, and now he's probably in nervous shock. I'll have to give him 2 bloodworms after he's back in the jar. Usually I only give 1 bloodworm after a change, but I think he deserves 2 today.

Man, I love Dragon Screamer from Capt. Tsubasa.

So about my shitty day yesterday. Although I suppose it's day before b/c technically it's Tuesday. Stupid bag has been calling in since Friday about her VM being down. It's actually affecting the whole region she's in, and the other lines on her acct, and she's been repeatedly told that we have a trouble ticket on it, but she still keeps call in 5x a day. And she says she should get top priority b/c she's a psychologist and her patients make appointments w/ her thru her VM. So it's like, well why dont' you forward your calls to your office or a landline. Oh, well she doesn't have one. OK, what kind of professional doesn't have a landline for business?! It's only $25/mon. And she can't refer her patients to another doctor. And she lays all this crap about how it's life-or-death that her patients can reach her. The only garbage that she said that made sense was that b/c her patients call from the clinic, she can't use call log to find out who called. Anyways, since I was taking the escalation from people on my team, I was basically telling them and mocking her w/ them about the shit she was telling me. Well I don't if it was that or that I was starting to raise my voice b/c she wouldn't shut the hell up, but I saw the OM look down the aisle and then a couple min later, a TL comes down and y-connects on me. Anyways, the TL tells me that I have to empathize w/ her and not make judgements, but for someone who claims to have gone thru at least 8 years of postgrad work, she's a f*cking pompous and stupid @ss. And she's bitching and whining even after and told me to "find a temporary solution for a temporary problem" b/c the quick fix for her would be to change upgrade to a diff billing system. So I call the TL over and then she gives me this f*cking lecture about being a mentor and a coach and how I'm supposed to act and basically the only acceptable response I could give was to agree w/ her. If I was the type of the person to act more on my immediate feelings instead of analyzing things, I woulda walked out. Gawd, I was so f*cking pissed, and basically it was a baaaaad idea for anyone else to come up to me w/ a question after that. And today(yesterday, what the fuk ever), my TL tells me that the other TL emailed him about it, and he didn't ask me for any details but just basically asked me to make sure it didn't happen again.

So also today which I was scheduled for training w/ summarily cancelled w/o letting anyone know. I'm really fed up w/ working for such an incompetent company. And I'm sick of being told to give rimjobs to the Americans. Oh, speaking of Columbus Day, it's the equivalent of celebrating discovering that there's a fireplace in a new house.

Pay for your own mistakes!

Friday, October 07, 2005

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Ah, another rant about stupid customers. But it's all the same really, in that they won't take responsibility for themselves. "Oh, I thought the ad applied to me" Well then why didn't you call in to make sure? "Oh, the dealer told me it'd be cancelled and I wouldn't be charged anymore" So you'll believe what another company says about your account? "The bill's too high, it's never been like this" Well, then you should shut up and quit using the phone so much. Whine whine whine.

Anyways, my fish has settled down now that I found what food it'll eat. He'll actually come to the side of the tank, and watch me tap out the bloodworms in my hand, and kinda follow my hand up when I go to drop in the food, but since his face is pressed up against the glass, he does't notice the food drop behind him. Silly fish :) So I have to then pantomime my hand going up again, and waggle my fingers over the food and eventually he'll turn around and see it. And then it's chomp chomp chomp, and he'll kinda hover and eat it, and then when he's ready, he'll come up against the glass again and wiggle for more food. Yes! I'm finally starting to read my fish! However I find the colour still isn't that brilliant, and I'm worried that feeding him just bloodworms is like giving cake all the time. And no, I've still not given him a name. If he did have yellow on him, it'd be Magikarp, but he's blue and red. Argh!!!!

Anyways I gave my dad a rectangular vase for his birthday. Actually it was supposed to be his Xmas present last year, but I'd been using it for my Dracaena Sanderiana experiment. It's still on the dinner table. I'm very tempted to take it back and fill it w/ water for another betta fish. I kinda have room for another one. And this one I'd start on just pellets. For another experiment. And I won't give in this time b/c someone's gotta eat all the damn food I have lying around. I guess eventually I might have 1 fish for every type of food I bought. And then that'd be bad b/c I'd have to keep buying that specific food and I'd actually never get rid of it! I just need a fish that wasn't so damn picky.

I'm hungry. Even though I had breakfast, lunch, a wrap, dinner. I had dinner about 3 hrs ago. I don't get it. And I've drank about 750 mL of water at the same time as dinner. Anyways, got a wrap b/c it's employee appreciation week. So over the week they offered cupcakes, popcorn, candy, wrap and ice cream tomorrow. But I don't work tomorrow. Oh well. Packing too much weight anyways. I know T means well when he says I'm not fat, but if I can't touch my toes w/o feeling like I need to rearrange my stomach fat b/c it's getting squished, I need to lose weight. I figure, it's not how much you weigh or even how the clothes fit but what you can do.

Quiz: The Three Question Personality Test

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Your Personality Is


Artisan (SP)




You are both grounded and flexible. You adapt well to new situations.

You are playful and free spirited - but you are also dependable and never flaky.



You don't do well in conservative, stuffy situations.

It's probably very hard for you to keep a normal job or stay in school.



You are always up for fun and adventure. Most people are too boring for you.

You take risks and bend the rules. And if things don't work out, you chock it up to life experience.



In love, you tend to take things quickly - but you have a huge problem with commitment.



At work, you need to make your own rules. You're best suited to be an entrepreneur.



With others, you are animated and physical. You prefer doing something with friends to just hanging out.



As far as your looks go, you tend to be buff and in good shape. Your spend more time on your body than your clothes.



On weekends, you need to keep active. From cooking up a storm to running a 5K, you wear yourself out.



It was pretty darn close, up until the part about being active. I'm really like a cat. Short bursts of energy, followed by lots of lethargy. Kinda like when I start cleaning, I end up cleaning everything. Then I'll pass out in front of the PS2. And I'd say I'm able to keep a normal job. I've never been fired, and the shortest time I've been at a job is a day, but the longest is 2 1/2 yrs and going. As long as it stays interesting, or there's something I can look forward to. My current job sucks b/c the training that we were supposed to get has been put on indefinite hold, so we're stuck in the same old system as for the last 8 months. However my previous job, which was working at a big box grocery/merchandise store wasn't bad b/c there were always new magazines that came out (I did the magazine/book aisle) and new toys. Too bad the pay sucked, the supervisor was psychotic and too much politics. Although I didn't mind the physical aspect of it when I look back on it, since I'm tubbing up right now at my desk job. Must play more DDR.

Quiz: What Kind of Food Are You?

Sunday, October 02, 2005

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You Are Chinese Food



Exotic yet ordinary.

People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour.



Okay, that's kinda funny. And I suppose that's true, since I was used to my Dad's cooking which is very boring and bland. Then I started watching Iron Chef w/ Chen Kenichi and reading Iron Wok Jan. And there's so many types of Chinese cooking, Cantonese, Szechuan, Peking...But Chinese can be very filling. And there's those 12 course dinners...

Quiz: What Pattern Is Your Brain?

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Your Brain's Pattern



Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.

You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.

You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.

You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.



Eh, and all I thought was "Purple!" Yeah, I was wandering in Ikea w/ J and saw something purple and went to look and he's like "Where did you go?" And I just go "It was purple!" I'm so sad.

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is "Wrong"

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Nice little tidbit that I'm not sure where it first started, but oh so true.

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is "Wrong"

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please post this in your journal if you are for gay marriage.

power...Power...POWER!! Heh heh, Power.

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That was by King John from Disney's Robin Hood. Peter Ustinov was awesome.

So I went w/ J on our biweekly shopping trip (biweekly b/c that's how my weekend rotation for work is), and T came in when we were there. T had to exchange a book b/c he'd already gotten that volume of Naruto but didn't have his receipt and already opened it, and luckily Lin was there (which is the other reason we always go to Warp on Sunday). Still it wasn't very good for T since he isn't a regular regular there, and Lin was kinda looking tentative, so I went all friendly friendly to T (not that he's not already my bud, but just to emphasize my relationship to him), and so T was able to exchange the book no prob for FMA. Yeah, so after we left and T went thru my bundle (over $150 of books cause it was a biweekly haul and a lot of Viz came in), we were talking how Lin basically looked from T to me and back again to decide whether to cut T any slack. We've come to the conclusion that if T needs anything from Warp, he should come in w/ me, since I usually spend at least $200 a month there, whereas T usually spends $25. Same thing w/ J, although he spends more than T
and is a regular there (b/c he comes w/ me and is the driver), he still uses my account for the GST discount. That's the kinda power trip I like.

But anyways, T walked us to the car, and J was saying how there are so many silver Corollas around so we always get lost, but he wanted to add PowerPuff racing stripes so we could find it. So T said "and maybe add some pink triangles?" And J's like "Yeah, that seems like a good idea." Basically T had to say that he should enter it into the Gay Pride parade, before J got it, and then he made some comment about PowerPuff stripes being manly b/c they beat people up. Talk about clueless. Ah, but it was good to see T outside of work. Sometimes it surprises me how much he looks like a guy, even though I've known him for over a year and a half. I guess it still shows why I sometimes still refer to him w/ the wrong pronoun, b/c when we were talking at work, and I was mentioning how difficult the operation would be for that big of a change, he told me to keep it vague b/c some people don't know, and I was kinda surprised. But it's not the sorta thing that you put into your introduction to someone. *sweatdrop*

Anyways X'mas shopping is done for the twins. Too bad the gift receipts don't last longer. They really should. Some of us do start shopping right after people's b-days. Er, well maybe just me. Oh, so I went to Wal-Fart. Saw Shawna there, and we talked a bit about work. And then afterwards J was like "Who's that? What was her name? You have so many friends, it's hard to keep track." I was going to say that Shawna's more an acquaintance vs a friend like T, but you know what, just let him think whatever. If he's going to be jealous, he's going to be jealous. The other day, I waited for T to finish, and told him that we had to pretend that it was me that was late b/c of a call and T found me instead. So T said that he should pinch my butt and then ask if I was going to his place like last night. While T shouldn't tempt me like that, I was giggling and said that J would flip. But T said that he wouldn't try it b/c J would probably beat him up and knew which apt complex he lived in, b/c J scares T. And I would agree, since when we were in Uni, and we were trying to study for a test, and J couldn't get it, he started banging his head against the metal railing. Hard. And it wasn't once, but like for a minute.

Anyways, I've spent enough today. Me poor credit card. Well I guess it's time to read my manga. I've had to move my Vampire Game into my Finished Series drawers, even though it's not quite finished, b/c I'm running out of space in my In Progress drawer. That's right, drawers. Malms to be exact, from Ikea. Drawers are more useful b/c they keep out the sunlight and dust, show the spines nicely, and you can use them for other things, versus the manga boxes that they were selling at Warp which only fit a certain size of manga. The Malm drawers are deep enough to fit the A5 sized manga (like Blade of the Immortal) and long enough for 2 rows. But b/c mangas are heavy (if you have enough of them!), you have to use the smaller drawers to fit them 2 rows deep. The wider drawers are only useful for 1 row, b/c otherwise I think the bottom of the drawer could break (it's just a thin sheet of particle board after all).

Oh, gotta feed the fish....*3 1/2 bloodworms later* So I still haven't really named it. Well it's either Fish or Stupid. I told T my dilemma, and that it was mostly swears I called it, so he told me to use the most common insult I have for it but to rearrange the letters. So far I have Diptsu, Pidtsu, Pitsud, Ditsup, Pustid, Dustip (which is very close to Dustox, but I hate insects)... maybe I should name it Magikarp. Both are useless, non edible, and takes a lot of work to make them evolve into something better. What's that Pokemon called in Japanese? I was looking on Wikipedia for Bulbasaur, Ivysaur and Venusaur. While I was at work, of course. I've used Wikipedia more at work when I'm on Duty Desk than at home. So Bulbasaur is Fushigidane, Ivysaur = Fushigisou, Venusaur = Fushigibana. Magikarp is ... Koiking. Hmm, more similarities, both can withstand waters that would kill lesser fish and used to be a more useful pokemon in the past. Hmmm... seems to fit quite well.