The unmentionable throne

Ok, just so's everyone knows, I'm not obsessed with that part of the anatomy or its functions. It's just that it's an essential part of living that if anything goes wrong...well you just pray it never does. But anyways, came across this really interesting article about the new developments in the toilet. I've never tried a bidet, so I don't know how efficient or effective they are. Or how to sit on them, cause I've seen them in movies, but of course no one uses them in the movie. I wonder if there are instructions on them. ....anyways, I wish more toilets were designed to be more sleek on the outside anyways. It's a pain in the arse to have to get all the nooks on the s-curve for the plumbing (well my toilet's like that anyways where you can see the shape of it), and yes, I do use a lotta Lysol. So speaking of its partner, the toilet paper, it's a bit annoying that Charmin only has 187 sheets in one of its standard rolls. Most other companies have 198 sheets. Why 198 or 187, hmm, I don't know. I should find out the standard length to see if it's just the sheet size difference. Kleenex has much wider rolls, and Charmin does have narrower rolls. Course I'd rather pay extra for the Charmin.

Holy smokes, it's Golddust! Haven't seen him in ages. He was a breakthru character. Actually not a bad representative for gay men b/c he was pretty tough, even if he did make a lot of suggestive moves. ...Hey it's Funaki! That's cool...Wait, that's not fair, Funaki's a good wrestler! Why do they always undersell him? Geez, he's improved his English, definitely worked the circuit and paid his dues, did all the stereotypical racist stuff they write him. Grrrrrr! At leat he was crusierweight for a time.

Uhn, the Tylenol's starting to kick in. Took a T3 b/c of cramps. I guess they're still good. I had them leftover from when I had carpal tunnel surgery. Which was about over 2 years ago. Kinda sleepy now. But Raw's still on. And gotta create a junk email acct. Uhnnn.... Ohhh...guhhhh...zzzzzz.