Monday Night RAW

Who the hell is that new announcer? Maybe he's from Velocity or something. Blah, I don't like the set up they have for announcers w/ 2 face and 1 heel. Jerry Lawler was also better as a heel announcer, since his comments were much funnier. Although the leering old man routine really needs to be retired.

Hmmm, Taboo Tuesday results. I actually voted in it, it was pretty easy to vote. I didn't expect Flair to beat HHH. That looked like a brutal match. Or for HBK and Angle to team up on Cena, but that looked pretty sweet. Cena isn't even close to their leage, if HBK and Angle are the pro-teams, then Cena is part of the afterschool elementary league.

Possibly a decent Divas match since Trish and Victoria are in it. I'm quite amused by the Mickie James fixation on Trish. What happened to the Trish that would take advantage of that?! Trish makes a great heel, and she seems really bland when she's face. Wow, Candice is actually trying something. Seriously Mickie James needs to work on her kicks. They are so lame. Hello, ref, Trish is illegal in the ring. Are you so useless that you can't get her out? ....Well, Victoria and Candice won by foreign object, but that's fair considering the amt of time that Trish was in the ring. Woah, Candice just gave Victoria a celebratory kiss. Well, that's something you'll never see 2 male tag partners do.

Yeah, Kurt Angle! Oooh, wait, he just noticed they were chanting "You Suck!"? This should be amusing, as if the crowd would chant anything else, but he is completely right. Kurt is probably the best wrestler they have, defintely the best technical, being 2 time olympic champ. And he's always performed, never had a crappy night. "Kurt! Daisuke!" Aww, he can't hear me. *nodding in agreement to Kurt's tirade* Yup, Americans are selfish, and abusive of their rights. ... Okay, that's horrible that Kurt's wife left him b/c of the business. They should probably call wrestling the relationship-killer profession. Hardly anywhere else would you be expected to be on the road 320 days and get paid less than a million.... Well, Kurt's speaking from the heart for all the pains he's gone thru, but I'm not sure why the writers are letting him vent. It's .... a bit different than the way they've usually operated. Sometimes I think I watch wrestling b/c it's means more than any of the professional sports. Sure the stories are lame half the time, a lot of the wrestlers aren't that good or popular for stupid things *cough Cena*, but the bumps they take are insane, and they should know that someone appreciates them.

Oh, there's Lita. She really is just the prop nowadays. She was a crappy wrestler, but at least she knew some moves. Heh, Bischoff kicked her to the curb. They also seem to be slightly positioning Bischoff more towards face. It'll be amusing to see the match btwn him and Teddy Long. Teddy's just been a referee and Bischoff did do some pro kickboxing before. Oooh, I like Bischoff's censoring but the beeps hurt like shit. *mute* Okay, HBK's on. I think they should move HBK to heel again. He was a good heel. And he does stuff that's heel-worthy, but they still treat him like a face.

Huh, haven't seen Dabari in a while. Geez, still booing him? And the announcers having a beef b/c he's Middle Eastern? Stupid Americans. You get most of your oil from the Saudis. Or maybe that's the problem. So reliant on Middle East ties, but the Middle East tell them to piss off.