Well I always did wonder...

So today I reveal that I am falliable.

No, I didn't split my pants, drop my food on the floor or told a customer to go f*ck off. I misread my schedule and came to work when I wasn't supposed to. Yup, didn't know about it until Grace told me I had training today, so I go to my schedule to write it in and ... why is there so little space? Wait *look over to date on sheet, look on phone, back to sheet.* It's not Wednesday? No it's Tuesday.... So I don't have Wednesday off?... Crap! This can't be right! .... *run to find supervisor* Crap, I need to see my schedule.... Nick's on the phone *jogging in place* Judy? No, Abdullahi's not busy! Crap!...*run back to Grace* I'm not supposed to be here! No, I don't know why the schedule you looked at said I was. *head over to tell T, T pats me on the head, then I spot Kyle* Oh uh Hi Kyle, I messed up my schedule... But anyways, I don't know why HFX didn't RTA me, but whatever. Whenever I called reps to ask them if they're supposed to be here, and it turned out they're not, I always wondered how you could misread the schedule. But I ended up w/ 1hr of training and b/c I'm taking tomorrow off, I got to go to supervisor training today for 2 hrs. To go over how to handle escalations. Wow, that was extremely interesting. As in a load of malarkey. For some reason my handout had a lot of doodles of # and piles of poo.

So my fish, which I still haven't named -- unless its name is Stupid, Bastard, Shithead(although J claims it for his cat), DumbAss, Moron, Retard, or just Fish -- will only eat freeze dried bloodworms. I've given it 2 types of pellets, bloodworms flakes, but that's all it'll eat. Basically if it's anything other than bloodworms, it'll come close enough to look at it, and then swim underneath. And the other day it made a huge poop, and I mean huge, the fish is only about ... *goes to measure* 4 cm long and... "hey Shithead, quit eating your poop!", anyways the poop is about 5mm big. Not 5 mmlong, but 5x5x5mm. So I was trying to get it to eat pellets b/c it'd just been eating bloodworms, maybe there's fibre in pellets? but nope. It's basically toss 1 in, wait about 10 min, fish it out, toss in a new one... ad infinitum. So basically in the morning I feed it about 3 bloodworm (cause I don't time to fight w/ it) and when I get home, the battle begins. Then after a while, the blue on it starts to fade b/c it's stressed and hungry, and then I get worried, and feed him some worms. Argh!